5150 This Bitch!

I don't like even making a video about this because if the whore sees it, she'll think it's more positive publicity, but whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9BeAcgaxM

Exhaustion

Summertime is a bitch. It is. Why anyone gets excited about being sweaty and attacked by bugs for months at a time I'll never understand. But... I enjoy 2AM dips in swimming pools just as much as anyone else. Pina coladas!! Hahah (yeah right -- Im a vodka chick).
Am I a complete ass for dogging fruity drinks yet still wanting to steal the cute little umbrellas to use with my vodka? 'Cause waste-of-time fruity drinks or not, those umbrellas are cute!