Monday, April 26, 2010

I Come Up With Nothing But Stupid Ideas

Im listening to "Jump Off" by Ray J and even though the song's subject matter pisses me off, it's a good song so I'm powerless over it. It reminds me of when I went to college in Pittsburgh.

Moving on!

As the title of this entry suggests, I've come up with another stupid idea. Most of my ideas are harmless, but every once in awhile (often) I come up with something that's either pointless or self-harming (or the best kind -- a mix of both!). This new idea will be self-harming because it will backfire on me while at the same time help me feel better about myself during it.

I'm going on a big not-much-more-than-coffee tip again. I put sugar free creamer in it so I still do get "some" calories, but nothing at all like a body needs. My reason for doing this is simple. My face gets bloated from diet soda (I know, but I like CANT give it up!) and so does my stomach. Coffee being the natural diuretic that is gets the face looking just a smidge thinner and less bloated when I drink only that and water, nixing the soda all together.

It's a simple dumb trick that my mind plays on my body, but the upside is that I feel better about myself and it raises my self-esteem. I dont last on it long because I know that would be stupid. It's just a quick little charge I use to wake my ass up.

This is so funny. Im writing and trying to justify my actions to absolutely NO ONE since there is not one reader of my blog here! Lol, thats alright.

By the way, has anyone else had problems trying to upload photos to Facebook today??

Keep Your Smoke Outta My Lungs!

If people wanna smoke, good for them. But goddamn...between just -two- people in my life I have to smell and inhale that sick cigarette smoke almost a full 24 hours a day! Call me a stickler, but Im pissed that the cat and dog have to inhale it too. They have little nostrils and little lungs. They never asked to be brought into a poisonous house.

Im done. I'll be chipper some other time.